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did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

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phobias:

don’t worry i wouldn’t care about me either

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meladoodle:

my therapist once told me that i have this obsession with seeking revenge… we’ll see about that

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You’ve been criticizing yourself for years and it hasn’t worked. Try accepting yourself and see what happens. Louise Hay (via thexpotent)

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